Whether for better or worse, there’s not much that surprises me in the world of sex toys anymore. However, when I saw the Testicuzzi, I did do a HARD double take and have a good giggle – so, well done for that.
But if I’m going to be honest…
The idea isn’t as ridiculous as it first might seem.
And, if you spend enough time thinking about it, you might end up wanting one.
HOW IT STARTED
Co-creator Pride Smith was interviewed about how this idea even popped into his head.
“It started with a conversation on a houseboat two summers ago about trends going on with college students. The conversation was about how there’s a trend of people filling a Dixie cup with water, dunking their testicles in it and having a girl blow into the water with a straw.”
“My business partner Ryan, who was a part of the conversation, called me up right away laughing and told me, ‘We should totally make a real hot tub for people’s testicles.’ He told me about the conversation details and I immediately set out to design and 3D print a prototype.”
WHY IT WORKS
Anyone who has spent enough time around twigs and berries knows that there is more than one guy who likes having their eggs handled. Then, there’s the man-spreading, nut adjustments, and the general love of letting the boys hang low.
Then, there is the universal love of bubbling hot water around the epidermis.
So why not a hot tub for the balls?
THE WORLD AGREES
“Those who have used it have said, ‘It’s a magical experience.’ They genuinely love the way it feels. It’s comfortable, It’s refreshing and relaxing on the testicles.”
“We did a lot of research on testicle size and averages. Penis size varies a lot, but testicle size is actually fairly consistent across the board. We designed the Testicuzzi to be just above the statistical averages and so far everyone no issues with size. We do have plans for varying sizes, more for the ego and the comedy.”
IT COMES IN GOLD
The jet black with a red pillow and the white with black pillow have both gone on sale for $39.95, but the standard price is $99.95. If that sounds like a lot, the gold-plated one is $10,000.
There’s not much else to say other than I love their YouTube advert – it’s quite funny. It’s also going to find its way to my wish list very soon.
Would this be something you would want to try? Tell me about it in the comments!