BLOW JOB

1 part whipped cream

1 part Kahlua

1 part Baileys Irish Cream

1 part vodka

Layer in order into a shot glass. Shoot with no hands.

BUTTERY NIPPLE

0.5 oz Butterscotch Schnapps

0.5 oz Irish Cream

Layer and serve

FLAMING ASSHOLE

0.5 oz Grenadine Syrup

0.5 oz Green Creme De Menthe

0.5 oz Creme De Bananes

0.5 oz OP Rum

Layer in this order: grenadine. creme de menthe. banana liqueur. white rum. Ignite rum before serving. Server with a straw.

DIRTY HOOKER

0.5 oz Raspberry Liqueur

0.5 oz Banana Liqueur

0.5 oz Cranberry Juice (extra optional)

Pour in equal parts into a shot glass, stir, and serve

ANGEL’S TIT

1/4 oz Creme de Cacao

1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur

1/4 oz Heavy Cream

Maraschino Cherries

Layer ingredients in a shot glass in order of ingredients. Chill the mix for 30 minutes and garnish with a cherry

COCKSUCKING COWBOY

3/4 shot Butterscotch Schnapps

3/4 shot Baileys Irish Cream

Layer baileys on top of the Butterscotch Schnapps

DEEP THROAT

1/3 shot Kahlua

1/3 shot Baileys Irish Cream

1/3 shot milk

Mix in mixing glass pour into shot glass and shoot it

BLUE BALLS

1 oz raspberry vodka

1 oz coconut rum

1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

Pour all three ingredients into a tin shaker

Make sure to add some ice into the mix and serve in a shot glass.

CLIT-LICKING COWGIRL

1/2 shot Peach Schnapps

1 shot Baileys Irish Cream

Layer in a shot glass with the Bailey’s on top

TIE ME TO THE BEDPOST

1 oz Absolut Citron Vodka

1 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut Rum

1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur

1 Splash Sweet and Sour Mix

Splash of 7-Up

Shake with ice and strain into an over-sized martini glass. There should be a slight amount of foam from the 7-up.

SEX WITH AN ALLIGATOR

Sours

Melon Liqueur

0.5 oz Raspberry Liqueur

0.5 oz Herbal Liqueur

Add sweet and sour to shakers with, shake and strain.

Layer in razzberry liquor and jager. Razzberry should go to the bottom and jager should float on top. Works best in Martini glass.

SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Peach Liqueur

1 oz Sloe Gin

5 oz Orange Juice

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice, shake, and strain into your cocktail glass or add all ingredients to your cocktail glass with ice and stir

THE LEG SPREADER

1 oz Tequila

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Gin

1 oz Rum

Mix in glass and enjoy

REDHEADED SLUT

1 oz Jagermeister

1 oz peach schnapps

2 oz cranberry juice

Pour the mix in a shaker, strain the shot, and mix in a glass filled with ice

SEX ON MY FACE

0.5 oz Yukon Jack Canadian whiskey

0.5 oz Malibu coconut rum

0.5 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur

0.5 oz banana liqueur

1 splash cranberry juice

1 splash pineapple juice

1 splash orange juice

Mix ingredients in a tall glass filled with ice

KINKY ORGASM

2 parts Bailey’s Irish Cream

2 parts Amaretto

2 parts Kahlua

Pour all into a highball glass. Fill remaining space with milk.

Optional, add some strawberries or even have some vanilla ice cream in it.

SEX ON THE BEACH

3/4 shot Peach Schnapps

1 shot vodka

3/4 shot Chambord

Splash of cranberry juice

Splash of orange juice

Splash of pineapple juice

Shake together with ice

You can vary vodka amount according to taste

BLOW JOB REVENGE

1 oz Irish Cream

1 oz Lime Juice           

Put lime juice and Bailey`s in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey`s first, swish it around in your mouth, and swallow. As soon as you swallow take, the shot of lime juice.

TAMPON STRING

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Cherry Liqueur

1.5 oz Whipped Cream

1 Cherry

Layer the Vodka and cherry liqueur then add whip cream and top with a cherry.

Down the shot in one go and then pull the cherry stem out.

HOT MEXICAN HOOKER

1 oz Tequila

0.5 oz Tabasco sauce

1 splash Tuna Fish Juice

Pour into a shot glass and top with the tuna fish juice.

WET PUSSY SHOT

0.5 oz Peach Schnapps

1 dash Cranberry Juice

0.5 oz Vodka

1 squeeze Lime

Pour Peach Schnapps, cranberry juice, and lime juice into a cocktail shaker with ice

Shake well then strain into a shot glass

BLOODY PUSSY

0.5 oz Peach Schnapps

0.5 oz Strawberry Cream Liqueur

2 Dash(s) Grenadine Syrup

Pour half shot of Schnapps, half shot of tequila rose, add a dash of grenadine and let it ooze through the shot.

SEX ON ACID

1 oz Herbal Liqueur

1/2 oz Melon Liqueur

1/2 oz Raspberry Liqueur

1/2 oz Apple Juice

1/4 oz Cranberry Juice

Shake ingredients with ice. Strain. Serve as a shooter

QUICK FUCK

0.5 oz Coffee Liqueur

0.5 oz Melon Liqueur

0.5 oz Irish Cream

Layer ingredients each 1/3rd of the shot glass, starting with either the Melon Liqueur or Coffee Liqueur. Layer the Irish Cream on top last.

PINK PANTY DROPPER

8-ounce glass

Ice cubes

2 oz vodka or 1 oz grain alcohol

1 oz tequila

2 oz beer

Pink lemonade

Fill the glass with ice until it reaches almost to the rim. Combine the Vodka, tequila. and beer. Slowly pour in the vodka, tequila, and beer, giving each one to two seconds to settle in the glass before pouring the next.

WET FANTASY

Sugar

1 part Viniq Original

1 part Grape Vodka

1 part Grape Schnapps

1 part Hpnotiq Harmonie

1 part Lemon Lime Soda

Rim your glass with sugar (or colored sugar). Add equal parts Viniq, Grape Vodka, Grape Schnapps, Hpnotiq Harmonie and Lime Soda

WET PUSSY COCKTAIL

1 oz Raspberry Liqueur

1 oz Irish Cream

6 oz Cream or

Milk

Pour the Raspberry Liqueur or Chambord, Irish Cream, and milk or cream into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain and pour into a glass

A PIECE OF ASS

1 oz Almond Liqueur

1 oz Peach Liqueur

Sours

Pour liquors over ice in a glass. Fill with sour mix and serve.

AFTER SEX

2 cl Vodka

1 cl Creme De Bananes

Orange Juice

Pour the Vodka and creme over some ice cubes in a tall glass and fill up with juice. Extra flare – top of the glass with a grenadine and sugar.

WILD SEX

1 oz Coconut Rum

0.5 oz Peach Schnapps

0.5 oz OP Rum

1 oz Orange Juice

1 oz Cranberry Juice

1 oz Pineapple Juice

0.5 oz Grenadine Syrup

Fill a hurricane glass with ice, pour in coconut rum, Peach Schnapps, and OP Rum. Pour juices on top followed by a splash of grenadine. Use a shaker tin to cover the glass and give a couple of good shakes

BUTTSEX

2 oz Coffee

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Triple Sec

0.33 oz Lemon Juice

Fill with Whipped Cream

Start with the coffee (preferably espresso). Add vodka, triple sec, and lemon or lime juice and stir. Top with whipped cream.

HOT PUSSY

0.5 oz Cinnamon Schnapps

2 Drop(s) Tabasco sauce

1 oz Passion-Fruit Liqueur

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. strain into a cocktail glass. and serve.

HOT DICK

2 oz Irish Cream

2 oz Orange Liqueur

4 oz Hot Coffee

1.5 oz Whipped Cream

Pour Baileys and Grand Marnier into a mug. Add espresso. Serve it hot with lots of cream and sprinkle with chocolate.

DICK IN THE DIRT

1 oz Peach Schnapps

0.5 oz OP Rum

0.5 oz Peach Liqueur

0.5 oz Canadian Whisky

1 Splash(s) Apple Juice

1 Splash(s) Cranberry Juice

1 Splash(s) Orange Liqueur

Mix all ingredients in a tall glass on the rocks.

MASTURBATING BUTTERFLY

3/4 oz Absolut Vodka

3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur

3/4 oz Jagermeister Herbal Liqueur

3/4 oz Sprite

3/4 oz sweet and sour mix

Pour Midori, Absolut, and sour mix into a glass on the rocks. Splash with Sprite. With a spoon turned scoop side down, float your shot of Jagermeister on top

NYMPHO

1 shot spiced rum

1/4 shot Peach Schnapps

1/4 shot Malibu

Shake with ice and strain into a tumbler

FUCKING MONKEY

2 oz Irish Cream

1 oz Coffee Liqueur

1 oz Banana Liqueur

2-3 oz Coffee

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice cubes, stir, and serve