20 Foods to Change the Taste of Semen - Go from Bitter to Better

Pineapple on white background, slice taken out

 

 

It’s difficult to describe what semen tastes like because every man is different.

 

We know the general recipe for boy juice - fructose, sodium, 1% sperm, and a dash of vitamins and minerals. However, the flavor has been described as anything from fresh oysters, old pennies, cleaning products, black truffles, balloons, bad sour cream, shampoos, or just plain bitter/salty/sweet.

 

And guys wonder why many partners aren’t keen on swallowing.

 

 

NOT ENOUGH SCIENCEY STUFF


 

Unfortunately, there hasn’t been any significant stab by the scientific community – mostly because trials and data compiling takes money, and that money comes from government funding or big business (both of which are only going to fund something if they can make money off of).

 

Taste of semen comic by Cyanide and Happiness

 

"Scientifically researching this would be a very difficult process," says Jerry Coyne, Ph.D., professor of ecology and evolution at the University of Chicago. "You could take sperm samples, but flavor is a subjective phenomenon based on how chemicals react with receptors in your brain."

 

However, there has been plenty of informal testing...

 

 

WHAT CAUSES THE BAD TASTE?


 

In general, it's the same the thing causes it to taste good - health and diet (or any general intake into your body).

 

For example, foods that are high in sulfur content, like cauliflower, cabbage, and broccoli will make it taste quite bad.

 

Chart of what affects the taste of semen

Infections can affect semen flavor

 

 

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR TASTE?


 

“Well he/she swallows, so it must be good.”

 

I hate to burst the male bubble, but that statement isn't always true. Most of the time, swallowing comes from a need to impress or simply to "show them how much you care about them." However, there are MANY ways to subtly get rid of it ... or just power through and pray you get to drink something soon.

 

You could just flat out ask, but the answer might be a brutal honesty that deflates the ego or a little white lie that tries to spare your feelings. 

 

The key, if you really want things to be tasty, is being pro-active and taking control of your diet and lifestyle.

 

 

STUFF THAT MAKES IT TASTE BAD


 

Cup of coffee on wood table, spilled coffee beansCAFFEINE – A little is okay but large amounts will end up making things taste bitter

 

DAIRY – The good bacteria in your digestive tract doesn’t equate to good southern tastes.

 

MEAT – It might be heaven in the mouth, but it will just add extra salt to the system. I guess that’s why (rumor has it) vegetarians have better release flavors. If the carnivore in you craves flesh, go for some white meat.

 

PROCESSED FOODS – These have plenty of chemicals that will screw with discharges. Sorry.

 

ASPARAGUS – It should be pretty obvious since it makes your pee smell funky.

 

DRUGS & BOOZE – These feel-good substances are better left for after playtime (if you want your juices to be something palatable).

 

SMOKING – This bad habit INFUSES more than just semen. It will also come out of your skin and nipples. Not to mention making your breath taste foul. Better to cut it out altogether.

 

 

WHAT MAKES IT TASTE GOOD?


 

WATER – Dehydration will reduce the amount of seminal fluid.

 

VARIOUS FRUITS – Everyone knows pineapple will work some magic, but did you know that lemons, plums, blueberries, kiwis, and cranberries (which help with PH levels) will work just as well.

 

Clump of wheatgrass, some herbs are good for changing the taste of semenCERTAIN HERBS – Things like peppermint, parsley, and wheatgrass.

 

CINNAMON – Highly recommended across the board. Find ways to slip it into your diet (things like in your coffee or a dash in your cooking etc.)

 

CELERY – High in vitamin C and flushes out some of the salty taste. Not to mention the negative calories. Stock up your fridge with this snack.

 

ENHANCERS – Even if big pharmaceutical hasn’t totally jumped on the bandwagon, plenty of companies have gone ahead and made pills to

 

GENERAL HEALTHY EATING – They will help in the long run – and not just for your personal cocktail. Make sure you have your annual checkups and be aware that medication will also alter things (don’t stop your meds just to have candy flavored squirts! Just balance it with other things).

 

*OBVIOUS SAFETY NOTE: Exposure to other's bodily fluids should only come with an STI check and/or trusted partner.

 

 

 MORE THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND


 

  • Some experts say drinking a glass or two of fruit juice a couple hours before will do nothing.

 

  • They also say that only doing something for a few days before, or long-term changes to your diet will affect the taste.

 

  • No amount of food or changes will make it taste like the ice cream we wish it was.

 

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If all else fails, you could just cook with it. Yes, that’s a thing … semen cookbooks.  

 

Have you tried any of these foods? Did you notice a difference? Or ... have you ever cooked with the stuff? Share in the comments!

 

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Have a tasty day!

Robyn

 

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Comments (1)

  1. Lisa says:

    Great article!My very first bj turned out to be surprisingly good however we were both young. And where he wasnt a virgin he still didnt seem to take forever to come and he tasted great. I found out later life it takes more stamina to get some guys off and that its not as pleasant from my end.

    1. xx to Lisa says:

      xx

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