Sexy Carp Calendar – Yes … It’s a Real Thing

woman holding carp

Credit: DailyStar

I remember the “sexy woman on a car/motorcycle” calendar in my dad’s shop. And as I grew up, I started to noticed a lot more of these day-trackers with hot bodies (not because there were more, just because puberty hit for me).

I could wrap my head around the idea of most of the combinations (of either men or women). Even after writing a sex blog I still could get most of the ideas.

That was until I saw the Carponizer calendar.

It features nearly-naked women in all the positions you would expect, but each one also features the lovely lady holding onto a huge, slimy carp.

…And apparently, it sells like mad.

So where did this idea come from?

Hendrick Pohler from Carponizer (which is a German company specializing in high-end carp equipment) was out fishing with his friend one day. While they were slugging back drinks and trying to reel in catches that were bigger than the other’s (obvious size issues there), he spotted “two hot girls” out in their own boat.

It was that moment he realized he could “bring two of the greatest hobbies of men, fishing and women, together.”

…Although I think most real women would not appreciate being called hobbies.

Still, the calendar turned fairly famous within fishing circles.

My biggest question (when I first saw this) wasn’t even about the combination. It’s how they got the fish to not flop around and destroy or freak out the models.

It turns out the photographer, Raphael Faraggi does the shoot over a few weeks in France. There are also “two competent caretakers” who de-scale the fish and “shine them up” – so we have pretty ladies holding very dead fish.

But don’t worry.

If slimy fish isn’t your thing, there is a motor oil or hot wing calendar out there somewhere (not joking).

I wonder if they eat fish after.

Any strange sexy animal calendars you’ve spotted that could rival the carp one? Share in the comments!

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