Crazy Bras – From Lobster Claws to Rubber Duckies

Forget Victoria Secret … here are some crazy bra designs for your viewing pleasure. A couple were made for a worthy cause, others products of a twisted mind, a few were people doing it “just because.”

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There is no way I’m ever going to get this out of my head ever again. There’s not much background on where this came from (aside from a bare “inventor’s blog” post and a lot of other images of fish dinners. I guess if I had to pic something I liked?  Ummm… the bead tassels at the bottom… maybe? But god, those eyes are staing into my soul.

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I think this was a yellow bra with white pieces attached on. The lace makes me giggle. The straps make me hungry (although they also look like they could fall off at any second. A slightly deeper dive tells me that that could have been made from breast cancer awareness, which is cool.

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The majority consensus on this one is “it’s trying to make a statement, we’re just not sure which one” – honestly, this would fit right in at any BDSM club.

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Hmmmm. I have zero clue how a train of thought want from bras to keys to “let’s put them together!”  On the other hand, it’s tamer than many of these and probably the most wearable.

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Nooooo, fake grass is itchy and uncomfortable. Who thought putting it next to your ta-tas was going to be better? Even though it’s just a regular form covered in green, I will give props to the plastic dinosaurs. It made me LOL and therefore made the list without too much heat.

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Yes … yes you’re looking at a lobster bra. It also is the one with the most background. Laura Jacobs made a line of nautical-themed bras in response to porn industry beauty standards and plastic surgery.

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I didn’t have a particularly exciting teenage-through-early-adulthood phase. There wasn’t much partying. So it’s no surprise that just through researching for this article that I learned about Rave Bras (which can be just as instance and “regular insane” bras.

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I have no idea why … but I love this one. I guess it was the addition of the gloved hands. It’s still slightly creepy but I would totally buy this one.

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Splish splash. I hope there’s enough room for the boobs. Exta points if the ducky squeeks. The bubbles and towel are brilliant accessories!

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Did anyone ever watch the TV show with the sheep puppet “Lambchop? … it seems the woman found the twist, killed them and sewed the for boob covers. Since “This is the song that never ends” was from this show, I don’t blame them for murder.

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I was confused at this one at the beginning, then I read the details. It’s another gift or fundraiser item for the fight against breast cancer. Amazing! Love the boxing gloves.

What’s the craziest bra you’ve ever seen? Share in the comments!

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