{"id":638,"date":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/weird-animal-penises"},"modified":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","slug":"weird-animal-penises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/fun-weird\/weird-animal-penises","title":{"rendered":"Weird Animal Penises To Read About, Because Why Not?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are 5 weird animal penises that will make yours shrink<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before you go whipping out the measuring tape and adding on a few extra inches to your ego, you might want to take a look at what the animal kingdom has to offer. Warning, it can be scary AF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:25px\"><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><b>BARNACLES<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images2.minutemediacdn.com\/image\/upload\/c_fill,g_auto,h_1248,w_2220\/v1555306788\/shape\/mentalfloss\/primary_320_0.jpg?itok=p5KH85cZ\" alt=\"Darwin&#39;s Obsession With Barnacle Penises Makes a Lot of Sense Now | Mental  Floss\" width=\"671\" height=\"377\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The rub with these little guys is that once they get past adolescence, they permanently attach to wherever until they die (or a scraped off by some sailor or environmentalist). So, their members need to adapt. Not only can they grow well past the length of their own body, but they can also change the shape to better suit rough or calm waters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:25px\"><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><b>WATER BOATMAN<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Q4JHQV0fYyE\/UkEV3KZ1mjI\/AAAAAAAAAkg\/q59b_w8LVuM\/s1600\/7327622074_bc7bd9680d_b.jpg\" alt=\"Species of UK: Week 29: Water Boatmen (&#39;Corixa&#39; and &#39;Notonecta&#39;)\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes it\u2019s tiny, but it\u2019s mighty. Might loud!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The tiny guy doesn\u2019t look like much, but when he gets frisky, an area of his abdomen starts causes friction against the rod and creates a vibrational \u201csinging\u201d \u2013 which is apparently like standing beside a passing train (if you were as small as him, that is).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:25px\"><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>BEAN WEEVIL&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/f\/f7\/Callosobruchus_analis_penis.jpg\" alt=\"Bean Weevil Penis. [Not Safe For Female Bean Weevils]: pics\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The girls get the crap end of the deal with this mating \u2013 not to mention a painful one. The male is one of many that have a sharp stabber of a dick, which he uses to poke a hole in the girl\u2019s body and inflict injuries. The theory is that if she\u2019s hurt, she can\u2019t find another mate and therefore must carry his genetic material.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:25px\"><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>ECHIDNA<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net\/hCcwQUDzmjX4aNQEBjCcLV-480-80.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"718\" height=\"404\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I think these guys win the member-mambo. They are one of the only animals that have four cups\/bulbs\/heads\/whatever at the end of the shaft. It\u2019s either something out of a horror or sci-fi movie \u2013 or both.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:25px\"><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>TURTLES<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/gewsjnltn3b51.jpg\" alt=\"Turtle dick (NSFW): awfuleverything\" width=\"693\" height=\"477\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>When erect, a male turtle\u2019s penis can grow nearly 50 percent in length, 75 percent in width and 10 percent in depth. Considering some species of turtles have shafts that can be nearly half their body size to begin with, it makes sense why one writer called them \u201chorrifically endowed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:21px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-white-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color has-text-color has-background\">Any other scary animal penises we missed? 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