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Sex toys being disguised as other objects, or vibrators being used for something other than sex, is also nothing surprising.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">One famous singer also showed off her vibrator she uses are part of her skincare routine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">Stir this all together and we get stories like Tanya Rennie\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">The 37-year-old mum figured she would jump on the hair-vibration wagon after she saw her thinning hairline in a photo. She bought a 30-speed \u201cmagic vibrating full-body sports massager\u201d thinking it would rescue her lovely locks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">But of all the people that could have pointed out the mistaken purchase, it was her husband that spotted the problematic purchase.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">\u201cWhy are you leaving sex toys around?\u201d he asked, after he walked into the kitchen and saw it lying next to the kettle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">Tanya tried to explain what (she thought was the truth) by whipping out her phone and showing the invoice on her phone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">His reaction?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">\u201cThat\u2019s not for your head.\u201d He took it out of the box. \u201cPut that on your head.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">The Plymouth mum turned it on and poked her scalp. The reaction was instantaneous and blush-filled.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">&#8220;The penny dropped for me and I thought it was even funnier that it didn&#8217;t even click.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">Now, she could have tossed out the 13-pound toy, but instead, she says she saving it for a \u201crainy day\u201d.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;\">At least she wasn\u2019t unlucky as some women who have their stash accidentally displayed to the public by some dog thinking it\u2019s a toy or kids figuring it was some kind of space ship or submarine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;\">. . . . . . . . .\u00a0 .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The idea that blood flow promotes a number of health benefits is very old news. 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