{"id":629,"date":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/xrated-business-card"},"modified":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T00:00:00","slug":"xrated-business-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/fun-weird\/xrated-business-card","title":{"rendered":"Man Finds X-Rated Business Card While Renovating"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Imagine you\u2019re installing some new floor and you stumble upon a surprising piece of kinky history \u2013 or possibly a fantastically-conceived joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Either way, user \u201cRichardAttenbruh\u201d and his friend got some serious giggles on when they<strong> found an X-rated business card during renovations.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The male prostitute is called \u201cPercy Long Prong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He\u2019ll treat maidens gently, delight spinsters, and give extra attention to neglected married women. Oh, and widows are a \u201cspecialty&#8221;. The yellowed, stained card was filled (front AND back) with plenty of blushing details and a \u201cservice list\u201d \u2013 one of which includes \u201cwomb stretching\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mmo.aiircdn.com\/301\/5f914e1b7419d.jpg\" alt=\"An old X-Rated business card found under floorboards has gone viral -  Dublin's FM104\" width=\"850\" height=\"739\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Personally, I\u2019m wondering what the \u201cbubble shake\u201d is.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, the x-rated business card Imgur post got hundreds of comments. Most just loved it, many were intrigued, and a few wet blankets said because there was no contact information it must have been a joke card left behind (one example being a \u201crent-a-scandal\u201d card that was slipped into Tutankhamen\u2019s display case.<\/p>\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"here-is-a-small-choice-collection-of-comments-that-are-well-worth-the-read\"><strong>Here is a small, choice collection of comments that are well worth the read\u2026<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>\u201cMaidens treated gently, spinsters delighted.\u201d That\u2019s a male prostitute with class.<\/em><\/li><li><em>The card mentions Green Shield stamps. Green Shield stamps were a sales promotion program introduced in 1958.<\/em><\/li><li><em>Do not google what the services are &#8230; I lost my cookies doing that.<\/em><\/li><li><em>My bubble shake brings all the spinsters to the yard<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are some detailed pic of the card. Take a long moment to read it all. It\u2019s worth it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/cam\/img\/20201120\/39148800a4ce45789d379cdd693c6d43.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>As I said, I give zero fucks if this is legit or not. The time someone took to make and hide it \u2026 it\u2019s totally worth the attention and admiration. Also, I have some ideas for some future renovations. 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