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The innocent mom had zero idea what was in her hands, and for anyone who has seen a blackhead remover, it\u2019s not stretch to see how the woman was confused. There are also tons of ads for vibrating devices that are actually meant for the skin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>So, she turned it on and started rubbing it over her face.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mad props to Noemi for keeping her cool enough to start filming it \u2013 even when the mom reached over and started rubbing it on the dad\u2019s face \u2026 oh dear god the bad dreams that will come.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/cam\/img\/20201002\/d28ab8efcd2740e0b3158dd549758ad3.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>It might make things a little worse to know that the toy in question was a Satisfyer Pro 2 \u2013 which have (at minimum) been described as little miracles (which I can personally attest to as well).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But what if the situation was flipped in another way?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/cam\/img\/20201002\/3dfca14273dc464cbe601cebecfaba8a.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>This happened to a man who saw his wife\u2019s facial massager \u2013 which looked very much like a cock and balls. The Chinese man, at first, felt a little intimidated and slightly replaced. But then he saw the tip and was worried it would hurt his wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The oblivious man posted it on social media so he could get feedback and opinions about if she should be using it or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apparently he turned red from head to toe when he realized the mistake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-white-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color has-text-color has-background\">What about you? Any toy-itendentity mistakes you\u2019ve seen or heard about? 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