{"id":461,"date":"2019-10-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-21T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/stupid-halloween-costumes"},"modified":"2019-10-21T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-21T00:00:00","slug":"stupid-halloween-costumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/fun-weird\/stupid-halloween-costumes","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Halloween Costumes \u2013 Sex and Body Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Halloween is fantastic because it’s the one time of year us adults get to play dress-up (at least out in public) without people looking at us in weird(er) ways. There’s everything from homemade clever costumes to the cheap, all-inclusive bagged one you see in every store. While each comes with their own pros and cons. The following costumes (in my opinion) need to be done away with … now.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ll also add the disclaimer that even if I’m a body-positive, sex-positive supporter of self-expressions blogger, even I can roll my eyes at some products.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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ANYTHING WITH A PENIS<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Unless it’s a straight-up dick-theme party, maybe a bachelorette shin-dig, penis costumes are just so… overdone. They might have been shocking or amusing at one point, but now there are entire penis-themed products (from candy to drinking straws). It just feels unimaginative.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ll also include things like “fireman with his hose out”, ” snake charmer with his snake out”, “plug and socket” and other such things – yes, they are more creative, but I think the hype is gone and it’s just meh at this point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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BOOBIES<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Boobs are the same as the penis costumes – borning. Perhaps for a breast awareness event, I can see it being relevant. But you can’t walk five feet without tripping over some ad with cleavage etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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INSERT BODY PART HERE<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I laughed the first time at the mammogram one, but if you Google it, my god it seems there’s at least one guy in EVERY party who thinks it’s cool. I mean do people actually get any action from these?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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NAKEDNESS IN MOST VARIETIES<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I saw a flasher one but it was a rubber chicken – and I’ll give points to that guy. As for the sex doll… it’s just friggin’ creepy – and not in a fun Halloween way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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PERSONAL PRODUCTS<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I think another reason I hate these costumes is because they are easier and cheaper to make on your own – But the pad one (especially with blood) is just gross.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes, I’m a woman, and I don’t believe periods in and of themselves are dirty things. However, ask any woman and they’ll tell you they are not fun events in life. They are painful, bloated, and mood-altering – nothing we want to celebrate or see men having a giggle at.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE VAGINA<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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We have penis costumes, I’ll also add the vagina ones. The Try Guys sort of redeemed it with their “strange costume” episode and the resulting meme is cute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However, after I read about a Japanese woman who was sent to court for making a mold of her vagina and then making it into a kyack (while there are actual penis festivals), I would rather see the human genitals as art than a costume.  As for the boys, I also say YES – make it art.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I guess what it all boils down to is they are SO overdone<\/em>. Borning, Unimaginative. It’s the one night a year you can go crazy – why waste it on an overpriced piece of nylon that looks better on the package picture than it does on anyone’s actual body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Want more Halloween articles, check out these…<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n