{"id":459,"date":"2019-10-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/goat-eye-cock-ring"},"modified":"2019-10-11T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-11T00:00:00","slug":"goat-eye-cock-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/fun-weird\/goat-eye-cock-ring","title":{"rendered":"Goat Eye Cock Ring \u2013 I Wish I Was Joking, But It\u2019s a Real Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So, I\u2019m surfing across the web while looking for something to write about. Sometimes I strike gold with a fountain of ideas. Sometimes I\u2019m left with nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But today\u2026 Today was the day I said,<em> \u201cI think I\u2019ve reached my limit.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\"><strong>Let me introduce the<\/strong> <span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>\u201cGoat\/Sheep Eyelid Cock Ring\u201d\u2026<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/file\/20191011\/HTB1aH05GXXXXXa_XXXXq6xXFXXX4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"429\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:17px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t know how <em>you\u2019re <\/em>feeling right now, but when I saw this, my eyes went wide, I lost control of my jaw muscles, and I started at the screen for a solid minute wondering if I had finally slipped down the rabbit hole of sex toys and into madness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s, quite literally&nbsp;<span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>the eyelid of a sheep or goat (lashes included).<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The idea is to soak the product into warm water, it hydrates, gets stretchy, and then you use it the same way you would any penis ring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:17px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/file\/20191011\/HTB13kdRGXXXXXaJXVXXq6xXFXXX6.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:17px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>My question is \u2026 WHY??<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Should we be celebrating the fact we\u2019re not wasting animal parts?<\/li><li>Is there a positive natural aspect that escapes me?<\/li><li>Is it squishy when it hydrates?<\/li><li>Can it decompose?<\/li><li>Is it a one time use? (still too much for me)<\/li><li>Do the lashes actually enhance anything?<\/li><li>If the animal was unhealthy does that affect the product?<\/li><li>Is it an all-around joke or meant as a joke gift?<\/li><li>What effect doesn\u2019t it have on the vagina when in contact?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:17px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/file\/20191011\/HTB1vn0RGXXXXXc5XFXXq6xXFXXXX.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\">And in case you REALLY wanted&#8230;a close up of the hydrated version \ud83d\ude41<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:17px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Even with things like lambskin condoms and that fact we eat animals \u2013 not to mention old stories of <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-tips\/ancient-birth-control\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ancient birth control methods<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 I just can\u2019t wrap my head around why someone would get this instead of a regular silicone band (which is far more hygienic). Even a stainless steel one for those who want to be environmentally friendly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Freaky Satanic ritual sex? Maybe? I guess. I mean there are vampire fetishes (see article links below).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Still\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>AS IF THAT WEREN\u2019T ENOUGH\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>Take a look at one of the amazon descriptions&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:36px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/file\/20191011\/review_1.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Natural-Ejaculation-Prevent-Impotence-Toys\/dp\/B07K8NWHM6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color: #bdc3c7;\">Image and store link<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Basically they\u2019re saying you\u2019ll for horny the moment you put it on, it will make your sex life great \u2026 and it <strong>VIBRATES<\/strong>?? Is it the ghost of the goat or sheep that\u2019s shaking with rage because their eyelids are being used for sex?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:36px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lovense.com\/UploadFiles\/file\/20191011\/review_2.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/es.aliexpress.com\/item\/2033028925.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color: #bdc3c7;\">store and image link<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And you\u2019ve got to get a kick out of their return policy \u2013 \u201cnew and original condign\u201d? How can they tell once it\u2019s dried?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The hard part, when it came to classifying this article, I had the choice between sex tips, sex toys, and BDSM\/kinky \u2026 sorry my BDSM category, you gotta take one for the team on this \u2026 because I\u2019m certainly not going to test it for the toy category.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>Ok, folks, that\u2019s enough internet for me today, but if you want more wacky reads, try these\u2026<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><a title=\"It doesn't have to be Halloween to partake in some kinky vampire sex. 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Read on to learn more about ghost sex.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/bdsm-blog\/ghost-sex\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Ghost Sex<\/strong> &#8211; Spectral Coitus or Paralyzing Dream Mechanisms<\/a><\/span><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-white-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color has-text-color has-background\">Anything you want to add? Share in the comments!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I\u2019m surfing across the web while looking for something to write about. Sometimes I strike gold with a fountain of ideas. 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