{"id":405,"date":"2019-04-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/automatic-sperm-collector"},"modified":"2019-04-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-04-10T00:00:00","slug":"automatic-sperm-collector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/fun-weird\/automatic-sperm-collector","title":{"rendered":"Automatic Sperm Collector from China \u2013 Yep. You Heard Me Right"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>You would think a pink and grey sperm collector called \u201cSW-3701\u201d would have come out of Japan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>China did it first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This medical device from Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has re-emerged on social media again after its debut a few years ago \u2013 and it still makes eyes bulge, and probably a few trousers. Then there are all the view comments you could imagine (from creative new names to not-so-creative comparisons to girlfriends or wives, several milk machine images, and plenty of \u201cI\u2019m just here for the comments\u201d).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But before you get ready to whip out your wallets, remember this thing has a price tag of around five to six thousand dollars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>According to the director of the urology department, the idea was to have a device <em>\u201cto help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.\u201d <\/em>Users can adjust the pipe height, suction frequency, amplitude, and even the temperature. There are also options to watch \u201cstimulating material.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But wait, there\u2019s MORE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another feature is the Premature Ejaculation Desensitization Training. Here\u2019s the blub directly from a sellers site\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cThe strong currents impact and rub the glans penis repeatedly in order to reduce the excitability of nerve endings so as to passivate the nerve of glans penis, sulcus coronarius, and the surface of the penis, and regulate the sex nerve center in order to minimize nerve sensitivity, improve ejaculatory threshold to treat premature ejaculation.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u2026it\u2019s helps you cum and NOT cum? Yay for multifunction\u2019s!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QAZfHHi58AU\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Here\u2019s more from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibaba.com\/product-detail\/SW-3701-Trolley-Type-Sperm-Collector_60488520843.html?spm=a2700.7724857.normalList.1.2a2aa0cexw7Gy4&amp;s=p\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">seller\u2019s page<\/a>. Let\u2019s break this down\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>The device can simulate the environment of women\u2019s vagina which makes the patient feel comfortable in the process of collecting semen.<\/li><li>Provide a full range of visual, auditory and olfaction stimulation<\/li><li><strong>Exclusive semen-collection sheath can eliminate contamination of semen<\/strong><\/li><li><strong>All-round isolation measures to prevent cross-infection<\/strong><\/li><li>All-round airbags make semen-collection true experience.<\/li><li>Good human-machine interface and easy to operate<\/li><li>Support SD CARD,USD external expansion<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>The two I\u2019ve bolded are what makes me the most curious (and wary) \u2013 because the rest is just fancy-talk for \u201cexpensive sex toy that feels great\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apparently, there\u2019s a sleeve that goes into the machine that collects the semen, and this makes things more sanitary. This I totally get, but what about the second part? What are these isolation measures? What cross-contamination are we talking about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because, to me, it just sounds like putting a condom over your dick when you want to borrow your friend\u2019s Fleshlight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know I\u2019m sounding a tad crusty. I just can\u2019t see how it\u2019s worth it \u2013 even at a \u201c\u201chigh success rate of 95%.\u201d as some companies or hospitals claim. I guess if I look at my own experiences living in China, I COULD see at least a sliver of rational. One example is how they dole out medicines (more control from the hospital and less trust in the patient to do things correctly). They also love their gadgets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But still, a cup and a video would be WAY cheaper!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0099;\"><strong>Also, if you want more sex-tech articles, you might like these\u2026<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><a title=\"Teledildonics \u2013 Changing the landscape of intimacy. Learn how sex toys and technology are joining to make some amazing long-distance, VR, and experimental pleasure experiences.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-toy-blog\/teledildonics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Teledildonics 101 <\/strong>&#8211; Learn About Emerging Sex Tech &amp; Orgasm Gizmos<\/a><\/span><\/li><li><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><a title=\"Music never made you feel this good. Whether for private or public play, check out these sex toys that can sync with music.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-toy-blog\/sex-toys-that-can-sync-with-music\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">7 <strong>Sex Toys That Can Sync With Music<\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/li><li><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\"><a title=\"Learn your consumer rights regarding sex toys! Also, learn what to look for so you can make an informed purchase.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-toy-blog\/consumer-rights\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>World Consumer Rights Day<\/strong> &#8211; The Sex Toy Edition<\/a><\/span><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-white-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color has-text-color has-background\">What about you, dear reader? Would you ever use something like this? Share in the comments!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You would think a pink and grey sperm collector called \u201cSW-3701\u201d would have come out of Japan. But nope. China did it first. This medical&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[447,22,449],"tags":[23,9,36],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-how-to-have-sex","category-fun-weird","category-sex-positivity","tag-funny","tag-technology","tag-weird"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Automatic Sperm Collector from China \u2013 Yep. 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