{"id":378,"date":"2019-02-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-14T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/mardi-gras-sex"},"modified":"2019-02-14T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T00:00:00","slug":"mardi-gras-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/sex-passion\/mardi-gras-sex","title":{"rendered":"Mardi Gras Sex – Things to Know If You Hope to Get Laid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Fat Tuesday \u2013 the day before lent and the last opportunity to gouge, merry-make, and be gluttonous before the religious and ceremonial-laced fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And boobs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here\u2019s what you should know in regards to Mardi Gras sex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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People expect a wild party with copious amounts of booze, boobs, and free sex (probably because of the booze and lowered inhibitions). The biggest (or not biggest) surprise is \u2026 excessive drinking will be your worse enemy during this festival.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First and foremost, too much hooch impairs your ability to consent to sex. It also screws your ability to make good choices (whatever they may be) when it comes to STD\/STI protection (pun intended) and flashing your body parts in front of the cameras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After that, many people underestimate the crowds. New Orleans is a small city of a few hundred thousand, but it explodes to over a million for a couple days. This means large swaths of drunken people between you and where you want to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019ll probably spend more time trying to find a bathroom and waiting for an Uber than hooking up. And forget the hotels, many are booked months in advance \u2013 and the Bourbon Street balconies booked upwards of 5 years in advance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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ARE YOU GONNA GET LAID?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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There are plenty of percentages flying around the internet, but the general idea is a large chunk of guys expect to get laid in some way during this night of debauchery. Many women, on the other hand, don\u2019t think they\u2019re going to hook up with someone now. One side over-hopes and the other under-predicts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Any surveys have been informal and the only serious studies are things related to HIV transmission during the event.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s not to say that there aren\u2019t sexy opportunities, but you should probably keep your expectations low.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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STRIPPERS VS HOOKERS<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This one is interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On any other day, working girls and guys experience their average highs and lows of weekdays vs. weekends etc. But around Mardi Gras, it\u2019s a whole different story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apparently, most hookers stay home whereas strippers are working 15+ hour shifts that day. The thought is that people come for the party<\/em> and the hope of free<\/em> sex \u2013 not paying for an escort or hooker (which is usually higher business during off season with businessmen or other travelers).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But even with the strippers, the bulk of traffic stays to the cheap clubs. People spending tons on a vacation and drinks don\u2019t have the green for expensive lap dances. Also, if you DO end up with a 4 am lap dance, don\u2019t be butthurt if she\/he doesn\u2019t seem that into it. Chances are, she\/he is exhausted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE MONEY GRAB<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Let\u2019s face it. Tourist flock to a destination and that destination is going to find ways to squeeze as much money out of you as possible \u2013 that\u2019s tourism, that\u2019s business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But, Mardi Gras is a special beast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The local police department (apparently famous for being racist and corrupt) along with a local religious group, use the day to crack down on adult clubs in the name of \u201cfreeing girls from trafficking\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They cite old, ridiculous laws \u2013 from stage height measurements and rules that say performers aren\u2019t allowed \u201cto touch their breasts or buttocks\u201d \u2013 and then slap the club with a HUGE fine. They ignore any woman that says they are there because they choose to be and pull them away trying to \u201csave them\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And, if the club can\u2019t pay, they shut it down until they can (making the establishment lose out on thousands of dollars or more).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

None of this on any other day, mind you. Just the day where there\u2019s the most money present and the police department can make the most.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After that, there are the sexy yet aggressive \u201cdrink girls\u201d who try to shove shots down your throat to make you rack up a couple-hundred-dollar bill while flirting with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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DANGERS, PROBLEMS & WAYS TO PREPARE<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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1. Getting caught on camera<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There is a real chance your boob flash will end up on someone\u2019s smartphone, which could end up on PornHub. If this is something that could affect you, best to keep the girls under wraps. You\u2019ll still get plenty of beads.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Stranger sex<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s nothing wrong with a random hook up. Just remember to carry plenty of protection choices (from condoms to dental dams). If you\u2019re worried about drunken flings, ladies, take initiative and wear a female condom. Bring them ahead of time too, it will be harder (or impossible) to buy them during the event.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Drinking <\/strong><\/span>dangers<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s the obvious \u2013 alcohol poisoning, rape drugs, being robbed etc. The easiest solution is twofold. One, stick to one or two drinks and just enjoy the party. Two, have a buddy system and take a friend with you. Also, if a “drink girl” tries to push a shot on you, you can politely say no. It\u2019s okay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. You\u2019re in the wrong place!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The carnival and parades spread across the whole<\/em> city \u2013 and 99% of the events are geared towards families \u2013 <\/em>yes, it\u2019s first and foremost considered a family event.\u00a0 This means that 99% of the time, the debauched, drunk, nakedness you imagine will land you in jail<\/em>. So, keep any flashing to the Quarter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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