{"id":341,"date":"2018-10-17T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-17T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/sexy-thanksgiving"},"modified":"2018-10-17T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-17T00:00:00","slug":"sexy-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/sex-toys\/sexy-thanksgiving","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Meal Themed Sex Toys – Ways to Have a Sexy Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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You\u2019re surprised there are enough sex toys and sex devices in the world that you can make a Thanksgiving theme around them? Come on \u2026 it\u2019s like you don\u2019t know the internet \u2026 or people \u2026 or Rule 34.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, for the sake of fun, giggles, and confused expressions, I present to you\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A sexy Thanksgiving sex toy dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enjoy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NOTE:<\/strong> I will throw in a disclaimer though (for this and all other sex toys in this article) \u2013 I haven\u2019t tried them nor can I promise they\u2019re made from body-safe materials or come from reputable sellers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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CARROTS<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Peel some root vegetables and roast them with some honey glaze. Yum. They\u2019re a staple of winter holiday meals after all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019ll also find long, hard food its own porn genre or method of homemade sex toys. You can also trust the Japanese to make a tiny dildo disguised as a vegetable that says \u201cLovely\u201d on the packaging.<\/p>\n\n\n

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TURKEY & CHICKEN<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Do you know how hard it is to find a chicken or turkey sex toy and not find disturbing images of people doing questionable things to a rubber chicken? You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BUT, even though this is one of the few toys I would actually consider buying, this little chicken comes from Chinese Alibaba\/Aliexpress sites, so I\u2019m not sure if their silicone promises are true or worth the risk. Still, appropriate \u2026 and adorable.<\/p>\n\n\n

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CRANBERRY SAUCE<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I don\u2019t like the idea of this being a two-in-one lube and massage oil (internal use of flavored things doesn\u2019t usually work out well). I think I would stick with just using as the massage oil. I hate strawberry flavors, so this might be a good substitute. JO has also proved to be on the more reliable side when it comes to sex products.<\/p>\n\n\n

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CORN ON THE COB<\/span> <\/strong>(<\/span>link<\/span><\/a>)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Roast some cobs and slather them with butter and a heart-attack inducing amount of salt = great meal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This sex shop not only makes their toys from silicone, they also have WAY more fruits and vegetable sex toys than you thought ever existed \u2013 peppers, cucumbers, asparagus, chili peppers, carrots, apricots, raspberries etc. This is your one-stop shop for all your sex toy produce needs.<\/p>\n\n\n

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FLUFFY BUNS<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Alright. Alright. I know this one is stretching it. But any bread masturbators or sex bread ideas end up taking you to UrbanDicionary.com \u2026 so no. We also can\u2019t have a Thanksgiving meal without some sort of wheat\/gluten injection. Warm up these buns and devour them!<\/p>\n\n\n

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BUTTER FOR THOSE BUNS<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The best part about these butter condoms? They don\u2019t taste like butter. We don\u2019t need that. They\u2019re just a great way for companies to promote safer sex along with their brand. And, now, putting some butter on your vegetables takes on a whole new meaning.<\/p>\n\n\n

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PUMPKIN<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Once October starts, you can\u2019t walk five steps without tripping over something pumpkin spice. Do you know why? Because it\u2019s delicious. You just can\u2019t have a sexy Thanksgiving dinner without pumpkin pie! (take that as you will). Or, maybe you\u2019re more of the \u201ccandied squash or savory squash\u201d camp \u2013 and that\u2019s okay too. We\u2019ve got you covered (or \u201cplugged\u201d in this case).<\/p>\n\n\n

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APPLE PIE<\/span> <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Maybe you\u2019re more of a traditional fruit soul? Apple pie will warm your heart this season \u2013 and this apple masturbator will warm your genitals. You can either go for the candy apple warming gel (external use only) or the masturbation sleeve.<\/p>\n\n\n

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COFFEE WITH DESSERT<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Well, you\u2019ve gorged yourself on seasonal yummies. Now it\u2019s time to finish things off with a nice warm cup of coffee. Pjur makes some great lubricant, so I\u2019m sure you\u2019re guaranteed to get some cream in your drink as well.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Are you hungry yet? Horny? Maybe both? Possibly a little traumatized. Either way, happy holidays!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Also, if you want more interesting or fun articles, check out these\u2026<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n