{"id":264,"date":"2017-11-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.lovenselife.com\/uncategorized\/je-joue-dua"},"modified":"2025-12-08T06:41:41","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T06:41:41","slug":"je-joue-dua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/sex-blog\/lgbtq\/gay-definition\/je-joue-dua","title":{"rendered":"Je Joue Dua Review – Not Much Better Than a Doorstop"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Well, I\u2019m at it again \u2013 a tear apart toy review.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And the Je Joue Dua is in my sights \u2026 again. (I looked at this toy briefly<\/em> in another review, but it was more of a short blurb, rather than a thorough dismantling under a microscope.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are you ready?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE REASON FOR PURCHASE<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It was going to be a fun night out and I wanted to surprise my man with an extra bit of excitement. I popped into the local sex shop with the mind to buy a wearable, remote toy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SIDE NOTE:<\/strong> <\/span>The problem with living in China and having a large enthusiasm for sex toys is that they’re either are cheap\/affordable and SUCK (even dangerous) or are over-priced to the point of being offensive. The problem is, if you want something safe, you have to go for the pricey ones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, I handed over my bank card with a wince (after insisting she take everything<\/em> out of the box so I could test it). Things looked cool. Things vibrated. She gave me extra batteries. YAY!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I ALSO confirmed the 1-year warranty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yep? Yep. Good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I bounce home, my mind racing with all sorts of naughty ideas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The result? We will get to that. But first\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE PACKAGING<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Okay. I have to talk about something<\/em> positive at some point, and the packaging is about all I can come up with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think one of the reasons people buy Je Joue is because it looks legitimate<\/strong>. The packaging is sturdy, with an outer display box and an inner box to hold the bits and bobs. The inner box is pressed cardboard that\u2019s covered in some sort of black, textured layer. This is only worth mentioning because the foam inserts that are in most toys leave a fine fuzz on the silicone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However, what we end up with is a plastic mold, which looks cheap AF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I would give the packaging around an 8\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE CHARGING<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nothing special here. Just a simple magnet charger. Not bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charging time was what you would expect from these toys (a couple of hours).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If there are any problems (and the charging light doesn’t turn on) I just wiggle it or flip it around. I DID find the magnet a little weak though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE MATERIAL<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It passed the burn test. Nothing melted, but there was a bit of black scorching left behind. I\u2019m fairly confident it\u2019s silicone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The silicone has a bit of drag to it, which is fine considering it’s meant as a wearable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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THE PHONE APP<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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At the time I got it, there was no app support for anything other than an iOS \u2013 and after working for a sex toy company, I know that\u2019s bullshit. I did pop into the Google Play store and saw there was an app available now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Look at the reviews as of the June 7th,<\/sup> 2017 update.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Damn. That\u2019s a lot of pissed-off people, and those are just the people that bothered to leave a review.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I wonder how many others were living in Crash City.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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MY EXPERIENCE<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Okay, if you\u2019ve been waiting to see the train wreck, now\u2019s the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Putting the toy in was an experience unto its own<\/strong>. The bulb was rather large<\/em> and needed copious lube to get in. This didn\u2019t worry me because they advertise the toy as being WEARABLE IN PUBLIC, so having a larger end and smaller neck is a good design.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I get it in and surprise my man with the remote (which I tested once more before I put it in \u2013 the vibrations were \u201cokay\u201d at best<\/strong> if you were wondering).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, for some reason, the pen remote decided to get buggy, which I thought was just him getting used to the controls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Turning it one was a challenge.<\/strong> Changing the levels was a bitch \u2013 and all this while reading the instructions and following them step by step.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it on? Yep. Fresh batteries. Yep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There still seemed to be some kind of functionality \u2013 as sputtering as it was \u2013 so we decided to head out for dinner \u2026 which is where things really started to go wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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