Product Review: The First 10 Items On Esty 'Sex Toys'

I took a look at the first ten products on Esty "Sex Toy" search. What did I end up with?

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11 Inappropriate Jack O' Lanterns You Should Carve This Halloween

Here are some inappropriate Jack o Lanterns you can try if you're bored of the standard, boring stuff. Hint: humping unicorns.

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Tortoise Sex – Nymphomaniac Snapper Retires After Saving Species

After years of tortoise sex, enough to save his entire species, this old shell finally retired. Read on for smiles and weird giggles.

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Sex Toy Storage Options - From Suitcases to IKEA Boxes

Here are some sex toy storage ideas to keep things clean and organized.

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10 More X-rays Of Strange Things Stuck Up The Butt

As if the first ten wasn't enough, here are 10 more x-rays of strange things stuck up the butt. There is a pair of sunglasses in there.

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Guy Gives Himself A Dangerous Infection By Masturbating

Why did this guy come into the hospital, vomiting and in excruciating pain?  He had given himself an infection by masturbating. But that’s not all.

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3D Printed Penis-Animal Dildos – Hybrids That Could Traumatize You

DIY sex toys are nothing new, but with 3D printers, anything is possible – like 3D printed animal dildos.

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27 Folsom Street Fair Dos and Dont's - Have Fun While Staying Safe

If you've never been to this BDSM and leather festival, here are some Folsom Street Fair dos and dont's to help you out.

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What is Smegma - Learn About Dick and Clit Cheese

Wonder what that white residue around your genitals is? It's important. Learn what is smegma and how to deal with it.

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