10 BDSM Mugs To Make Your Desk A Bit More Kinky

You can print anything on a mug. So it’s no surprise that there are a bunch of BDSM themed ones out there. Bu instead of just a picture of toes or a gorgeous woman in a painful pose, there are some that are either simple, to the point, or down-right cute.

Okay, this one might be a bit cheesy, but it made the list because it will definitely  make people do a double-take. But, since it’s a bit more generic, make sure you don’t over pay for it.

Vanilla sucks isn’t meant as a slam to those who enjoy non-kinky sexy times. It’s more of a  “AH-HA!” for anyone who understands the joke. It reminds me of a time when coworker  put the BDSM symbol on his laptop to see who would get it.

Unicorns will always make the list. Fucking Unicorns should be the ENTIRE list. The arti is cute, but the accessories are what make this unbreaably adorable. 

Not much to explain here – just showing off your position.

Did you ever read those “Little Miss___” books? There are a tone of knock off and jokes around them (I had a brat t-shirt at one point), but this mug is just priceless. Hope it doesn’t ruin your childhood memories.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. This is f-in cute! I saw this while researching for this article I decided then and there I was going to buy one.

No words needed. Also shoes you don’t need to be very artistic to draw something interesting.

Okay, okay. I know I said “no women in painful poses” but the rope/shibari pun was just too good to pass up.

Heehee. Did anyone place the game Magika? The opening scene has a joke about safe words and BA-NA-NA. Pineapples are good too though.

Aside from the “horny” mug, this one is my second place winner. It’s just too adorable. The little red mark on the butt is the best.

Is there a BDSM mug design you wish would exist but haven’t found it yet? Describe and share in the comments!

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